Part II: Busing in Venezuela


At the end of the trip, Rick calculated that we had spent nearly a week of our time in Venezuela in buses. One of the aspects of the country that had initially attracted me was its variety: Caribbean beaches, Amazon jungle, oil-rich desert, and the Andes are all within its border. However we discovered it is a little unwieldy to get from place to place. There are a couple national airlines, but they are too expensive to be useful to travellers on the cheap such as ourselves. So we became intimate with the Venezuelan bus system.

The pictures on this page were taken at the terminal in Caracas while waiting to leave for Ciudad Bolívar. Notice the smiling faces. We were happy for two reasons: first, we were blissfully unaware of what the next nine hours would bring, and second we were utterly intoxicated by CO fumes. The bus we were originally supposed to take broke down, so we had to wait 45 minutes or so on the loading dock for another bus. With dozens of old, smelly diesel engines all around percolating in low idles, we were not in our right minds by the time we boarded a bus.

The bus ride itself was interesting. Being a CDL holder having only driven in Juneau, I was at first impressed with our driver's skill. However, I soon realized that skill is not the prime requisite for driving buses in Venezuela: absolute fearlessness is much more useful. There are not many observed traffic laws on the streets there, and even fewer out on the open highway. We probably spent 50% of the trip on the wrong side of the yellow line passing anything ahead of us that dared to go slower than absolute full throttle.

The longest bus ride I'd ever taken before this was a mere three hours, so you could say I was a little naďve about what it would be like. The whole night was spent in that awful mode in which you can't quite sleep but you can't quite stay awake. We'd continually hit potholes and I'd wake up thinking we were being bombed, or the driver would start to fall asleep and crank up the radio.

Unfortunately, I neglected to take any pictures of what we looked like the next morning after the nine-hour ride. I did, however, record some audio sitting in the bus before and after the trip. The change in the tones of our voices speaks for itself.

 

There are two types of bus service in Venezuela: normal and "executive." Our first couple trips were in normal buses: no air conditioning, oft-broken seats, not much leg room, etc. Executive service was (supposedly) much more luxurious. The buses are newer and built for long hauls with passengers, the inside resembling the business class of an airplane. The drivers' compartment is separated from the passengers, the seats are wide and recline much farther than in the regular buses, and there are TVs, a bathroom, and air conditioning. The price is roughly double that of a normal-service ticket. For our long mid-trip jaunt across the country to Mérida, we thought it would be nice to indulge ourselves with this "executive" service.

However, air conditioning and TVs are subject to the First Law of Venezuelans and Technology, and as such these luxuries quickly become instruments of torture. The air conditioning was not simply set to cool off the passengers: it was, of course, cranked up. By an hour into the trip, the temperature inside the bus was probably 45° F. None of us were really prepared for this, but hey, we were going to be sleeping anyway, right?! Well, just then the driver puts a movie on for us to enjoy at, you guessed it, top volume. It was some horribly bad C-movie out of 1980's Hollywood; just absolutely unwatchable. Arlo actually turned the television in front of us off a couple times but the service guy kept getting mad and turning it back on. We arrived in Valencia freezing cold and incredibly grouchy... But I'm getting ahead of myself. Back to Ciudad Bolívar and part three of our adventure.